TheHusband: You, Green 23. Be prepared for battle. And you? The grey one with the 45 insert on it? I want you with him. I'll be calling one of you up for duty tomorrow, and you'd better be on the ball. Airport Terminal, I'm resting you. I have another one of you and you've seen too much action.
Me: I am so going to tell the world that you were shouting army commands at your t-shirts to dry faster.