Me: I don't think I want to watch this.
J: It's a horror film.
Me: It's just a bunch of people screaming and puking blood on each other.
J: That's what horror films are.
Me: I like the ones that build slowly, with a back story. I like suspense horror films.
J: You've just invented a new genre of film — Horror Films Zan Likes.
Me: If the zombies do attack, it better be like Shaun of the Dead, not like this...